Welcome to my consumption. Cooking is how I express my personal creativity and my love for those I feed. For the most part, I try to eat clean (no white flour/refined sugar, I avoid heavily processed and fast foods) but I don't expect that of others.

I'm happiest in my kitchen, creating tasty vittles out of simple, wholesome foods.

Monday, July 11, 2011

There is a first and last time for everything...







...and this is the first and last time that I will make Cake Pops. Holy mother of devil's food, it was madness. First you bake a two layer cake (I chose devil's food). Then you destroy the cake in a giant mixing bowl and mix in (with your hands, not a spoon or else you have devil's food-parts flying all about) 1.5 cups of double fudge chocolate frosting. Once it becomes the consistancy of playdough, you scoop out relatively small spheres and set them on a baking sheet. Then you dip one end of a sucker stick in melted chocolate and spear the cake balls with the chocolatey end to adhere them. Place the baking sheet in the freezer for at least 45 minutes to make sure that the stick and cake ball are well adhered and then bring em out fot the grand finale. Melt any type of chocolate you like ( i did milk chocolate...my very favorite, and mint-flavored white chocolate). Dip the cake balls into the chocolate and use a spoon to help cover the uncovered parts so that you don't risk losing the cake from your stick (it gets really heavy and difficult to manage). Then leave them on wax paper to dry and then transfer them to a platter and you're ready to wow your audience.

But whatever you do, don't forget to leave time to clean up your kitchen, post cake-balling. Mine was a MESS! I had devil's food all over, frosting everywhere, tons of dishes with hardened chocolate and sprinkles covering my whole world. I'm telling you, this was fun once, and the people at the dinner party like them...but man alive, that was some serious work.

P.S. I made 20 originally and only 13 made it out of the final chocolate dipping alive and well. Total challenge!





Tiny Tuna Tostadas




This is what happens when you only have a few ingredients left. Not bad though, i must say I will make these again. Tons of protein, fiber, and healthy as heck.

1 can of tuna in water
1/4 cup shredded provolone

1 tomato

1 tablespoon olive oil

2 whole wheat tortillas


Bake at 350 for two shakes of a lamb's tail and voila!

Monday, July 4, 2011

Mid-Summer's Night Snack























I've found that if I've got a bad case of the snacks (just wanna eat something...anything...feed me!) that veggies are my best bet. Especially if I'm snackish at night. It used to be cereal but cereal is dangerous to me...can't seem to get enough, it's just so tasty and perfect. Then it was blue corn chips and hummus. I had to end that relationship immediately. I found myself booty-calling the irrestistible combo late nights, waking only to find that my pantaloons were too tight and all that were left were the crumbs of our scandalous affair.

Anyhow, let's not relive that sad tale of loss and codependency. Onto the good stuff...SUMMER SQUASH! I will be honest, i'm not a huge fan of the spongey texture so I have to slice those bad boys super thin. Then I drizzle olive oil on a baking sheet, rub the slices onto the oil front/back, sprinkle crushed sea salt, garlic, pepper, and the squeeze a lemon liberally over the whole thing. Bake at 350 for 12-15 minutes (i like my well done, bake to your liking) and voila! Perfect snack packed with flavor. Almost makes me not miss the days of blue corn chips and I...but I digress. Enjoy!